We’ve been playing around with Siri since the launch of the iPhone 4S yesterday and we’ve found a whole bunch of Easter eggs Apples put in for us.

Here are some of our favorite funny (and weird) Siri quotes, note, some of the questions here have a lot of different answers, we’ve generally chosen one. If you find any better ones, let us know in the comments or email your photos to tips@macgazette.net. Our favourite, “Me: Whats the meaning of life? Siri: I don’t know. But i think there’s an app for that.”

 

  • Me:Open the pod bay doors
    Siri:Oh, not again
    Me:Open the pod bay doors
    Siri:sigh…
    Me:Open the pod bay doors
    Siri:That’s it… I’m reporting you to the intelligent Agents’ Union for harassment.
  • Me: Beam me up Scotty!
    Siri:Energizing
    Siri:By 3G or Wi-Fi?
  • Me: What’s the best phone?
    Siri: Wait… there are other phones?
    Siri: The one your holding
  • Me: Take a Picture
    Siri: Sorry Ryan, I can’t take your pictures for you
    Me: Why not?
    Siri: You see things, and you say ‘Why?’ But i dream things that never were, and I say, ‘Why not?’
  • Me: Whats the meaning of life?
    Siri: I don’t know. But i think there’s an app for that.
    Siri: Life: the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
    Siri: 42.
    Siri: Life: a principle or force that is considered to underlie the distinctive quality of animate beings. I guess that includes me.
    Siri: I find it odd that you would ask this of an inanimate object
    Siri:All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.

  • Some Others


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  • Mcnam1rj

    haha, awesome. it’s simple, dumb, and useless… but fun.